February 2012
298 posts
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.
When the teacher asks us to make a line quietly:
Expectation:
Reality:
Let's reblog with something we're looking forward...
lynlikesthings:
messrprongsie:
klauses:
unusualblainers:
padalecriss:
animeangelriku:
yourenchantingfairytale:
colfsyrup:
dreadpiratezoe:
I’m looking forward to going to the Emmys.
I’m looking forward to working in musical theatre for the rest of my life.
I’m looking forward to getting out of this town and making in in New York.
I’m looking forward to become a writer and...
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
boot-to-the-face:
teenage-reality:
dreaminginapragmaticway:
theinsultingdetective:
criminallyobsessed:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
I’m laughing because as a musician this is the cheesiest, most overdone joke ever. Right up there with “Hold me, I’m a fermata.”...
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carolynn1735 asked: HEY!
Leave a "HEY" in my ask box
lookingforkate:
ask-george-harrison:
and i’ll put my ipod on shuffle and tell you you’re life soundtrack
LIFE STORY: Opening Credits: Waking Up: First Day At School: Falling In Love: Fight Song: Breaking Up: Life’s OK: Getting Back Together: Wedding: Birth of Child:
Final Battle: Death Scene: Funeral Song: End Credits:
Do it.
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
